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way the fuck up there

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Jul 30th at 9AM / via: holymaurymotherofgod / op: holymaurymotherofgod / tagged: just. why. / 15,199 notes
holymaurymotherofgod:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

I think I just peed my pants laughing at this

holymaurymotherofgod:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

I think I just peed my pants laughing at this


“I just want my f*cking fish!” 

I work at McDonald’s and let me tell you, people are crazy. I’m up here for two seconds to use the wifi and this lady comes in carrying her son. Apparently she isn’t satisfied with her Filet because next thing I know, she’s screaming about not having a hot sandwich and not being able to get free water (like we have control over that) and she hurls the Filet at the crew worker, hitting her in the face with it….Yeah, lady, you’re really gonna get great service now. Great job.

Where do these people come from?? Who raised them?!