way the fuck up there

Married. Atheist. Boi. Pit Bull Lover/Owner. Piercing Fiend. Tattoo Collector. Whip a Mean PT Named Alice.
Fukks Wit Me.

(Sitting in my car, waiting for my girlfriend. Her little sister, Chloe, is outside).
Chloe: (waving) Hi Jae! (tells her friend): I know him.
Friend: Her? Her name is Jae?
Chloe: Uh huh, I know him.
Friend: No, Chloe, that's a girl.
Chloe: No...(looks appalled) That's my sister's boyfriend!